Look, up in the sky. It’s a bird! It’s a plane!
So much speculation. Man, it hurts my brain.
Now it’s zigzagging. A plane can’t do that!
Nothing’s that agile, not even a bat!

It’s coming for a landing. Its center is glowing.
Something is afoot, ‘cause the wind is blowing.

It’s bigger than I thought (Ha! That’s what SHE said!).
Nah. For serious. It’s bigger than my bed!
Like a giant spaceship. Like some UFO.
I have a strange suspicion, and it’s starting to grow.

Look, it’s a creature. Stepped out of the ship.
With some huge eyes, but hardly any lip.
Look at that body, at least 10 feet tall.
Get this thing on a court. I bet it could ball!

Now it’s speaking to me, using really big words.
Hey, slow down genius. I didn’t go to Oxford.
Sure, I’ll come with you. We’ll go up to the stars.
Cross infinite distance, maybe even up to Mars!