Limerick #1

There once was a leprechaun with beer,
Who giggled with mischievous cheer.
Suddenly, he said,
“St. Patty’s long dead,
But I’ll show ya one snake that’s still here!”

Limerick #2

I remember a pretty young lass.
She was known for her magical ass.
The sound of her toot,
Was like an Irish flute.
But in old age, it turned into brass.

Limerick #3

I picked up a four-leaf clover.
Waited for my love to come over.
But she found a man,
With a five-leaf plant,
Well, fuck it. Let’s get hungover.