Hello, welcome to The Costume Store.
We’ve got dresses, makeup, and so much more.
Take a look all around. You’ll find what you need,
To be the life of the party for Halloween, indeed.

Look at this one. It’s a sexy fairy dress.
And with you inside, it’s sure to impress.
What about this one? A slutty vampire.
Or a hot cop suit? Or this “girlfriend” for hire?

Or a princess with breasts.
Or a mermaid with breasts.
Or a ghost with breasts.
A Frankenstein with breasts.
Or a robot with breasts.
Or a T-Rex with breasts.
Or a skeleton with breasts.
A jack-o-lantern with breasts.

What’s that you say? Something wholesome instead?
I got just the thing. There’s nothing to dread.

A glass of milk with an ass.
An apple pie with an ass.
A Holy Bible with an ass.
A school bus with an ass.

Hey, hey, where you going? Please, come back.
I meant no offense. Don’t take it like that.
Here’s a special costume that’s totally clean.
Nothing on this one is remotely obscene.

Look, it has no breasts, not even an ass.
It’s a superhero suit, and it comes with a mask.
There’s also a cape, you’ll be all covered up.
And the optional penis, detachable, yup.